Average Kiwi

A New Zealander is drinking in a    Perth   bar when he gets a call

on his mobile phone.

He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for

everyone in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a

typical baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the

Kiwi just shrugs, 'That's about average in   New Zealand  , fellas...like

I said, my boy is a typical Kiwi baby boy..'

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of

'WOW'!  Were heard.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar.

The bartender says, ' Hey, you're the father of that typical Kiwi baby

that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big

he'd be in two weeks.

We were going to call you; so how much does he weigh now?'

The proud father answers, ' 19 pounds.'

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. 'What happened? He already weighed

25 pounds the day he was born.'

The Kiwi father takes a slow swig from his pint wipes his lips on his

shirt sleeve, leans into the bar and proudly says, 'Had him circumcised'.