Weird conversations ..

#1

M5 - "Muuuuummmm .. you know that cream ...?"

Me - "No what cream"

M5 -The one where the top comes off ..

Me - No ..

M5 - Well the top came off and all the cream came out ..

Me - What ?!@@#$#$#

M5 - it came out all by itself .. the top just came off and it's come out .. How does it do that ???

Me - Mmmmmmm ... maybe someone helped it ?

Luckily no carpets or otherwise were harmed following this conversation.

#2

C5 .. I'm the king of the castle, you're a dirty rascal ....... anyone who knows where my castle is put your hand up ...

#3

C5 (Staring at the fire) .. I'd like to be a flame .
Me - Would you, why's that?
C5 - well it's just so cool you know twisting around like that, so light and ..actually, nah I'd rather be a brick
Me - A brick, what on earth for?
C5- Well a brick would never die, it'd would be here forever, coz you know it's a brick ..
Me - Mmmm .. I see ..